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Fernando Torres
[To the tune of ‘She Loves You’ by The Beatles]
Fernando - Yeah Yeah Yeah
Fernando - Yeah Yeah Yeah
And with a touch like that, you know we should be glad
He came from sunny Spain
Came from Althetico-ooo
It's you we're dreaming of
And what you've got to show-ow
Fernando Torres, and he's wearing number nine
Fernando Torres, and he's scoring all the time
[Continues after the jump]
Fernando - Yeah Yeah Yeah
Fernando - Yeah Yeah Yeah
And with a touch like that, you know we should be glad
You think you've lost your God
Well I saw him yesterday
It's us he's thinking of
And he told me what to say
He said ‘Fernando
He's the best we could have had
We've got Fernando
And you know you should be glad!’ (wooooo)
Fernando - yeah, yeah, yeah
Fernando - yeah, yeah, yeah
With a mullet like that
You know he can't be bad
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Torres song
his armband proved he was a red torres torres
you"ll never walk alone it said torres torres
we bought the lad from sunny spain, he get the ball and score again
fernando torres liverpools number nine
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[melodie Can't take my eyes off of you (vanaf I love you baby)]
Fernando Torres,you're the love of my life
Fernando Torres, i'd let you shag my wife
Fernando Torres,, i want that haircut to
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(To the tune of..."When Johnny Comes marching Home").
His armband lied.......He was no Red, Torres, Torres.
He's just a rent-boy, like the said, Torres Torres.
Into our backs he plunged a knife;
I hope John Terry shags his wife !
Fernando Torres, Sicknote No.9.
His armband said he was a Red, Torres, Torres.
But Roman came and turned his head, Torres, Torres.
Gone to the Club with all the Chavs
And where the Captain shags the slags.
Fernando Torres, keep an eye on your bird !
He's half a girl; He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a Lady-Boy, Torres, Torres.
He was a Red but took the knock
And now he's sucking Drogba's c+ck.
Fernando Torres, Terry will shag your wife !
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