Steven Gerrard

(tune “Can’t take my eyes”)

Your just too good to be blu-ue
Can't take the ball off of you-u
You've got a heavenly touch
You pass like Souness - to Rush
And when we're pissed in the bars
We thank the Lord that you're ours
You're just too good to be blu-ue
Can't take the ball off of you...

Oh! Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard
Oh Steven, Steeeevieee Geeeeee.....

Oh Steven Gerrard, he fucking hates Man U
Oh Steven Gerrard, he hates the blue shite too
Oh Steven Gerrard, you're a Red through and through

_____________________________________________________________

(tune”Let it be”)

When we find ourselves in times of trouble 
Stevie G runs past me 
Playing the game with wisdom, Stevie G 

And in my home, the Spion Kop 
We watch him jog, right in front of me 
Spreading balls with wisdom, Stevie G 

Let it be, let it be, let it be, Stevie G 
The local lad turned hero, Stevie G 

And when the jubilant Kopite people 
All living in The Park agree 
That we all know the answer, Stevie G 

And although we may all be fooled, 
There is still a chance that we will see 
The footballing phenomenon, Stevie G 

Let it be, let it be, let it be, Stevie G 
Spreading balls with wisdom, Stevie G 

And when the night is cloudy 
There is still a man that we all see 
A young, committed Kopite, Stevie G 

Playing to the sound of music 
Stevie G runs past me 
Playing the game with wisdom, Stevie G 
Let it be, let it be, let it be, Stevie G 

For we all know the answer, his name is Stevie G

_____________________________________________________________

(tune “Que sera sera”)

When I was just a little boy
I asked my father what would he be
Is he like Souness, or Sammy Lee
Here’s what he said to me

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard he’ll pass the ball fourty yards
He’s big and he’s f*cking hard, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard he’s better than Frank Lampard
He’s scouse an d he’s f*cking hard
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard